[Mr. Jonathan] Hey, Jelly! How come you’re not playing with the other kids?

[Jelly] I’m learning the books of the Bible. Want to test me?

[Mr. Jonathan] Sure. I’ll say a book, and then you try to find it.

[Jelly] Alrighty, then.

[Mr. Jonathan] All right. Let’s think of a – okay. Okay. This is a little small. So – Nahum.

[Jelly] Nay what?

[Mr. Jonathan] Proverbs.

[Jelly] Prom nerds?

[Mr. Jonathan] Um, Habakkuk.

[Jelly] A back kick? There’s karate in the Bible?

[Mr. Jonathan] I think you need a little help, Jelly, learning your books of the Bible. And it appears that your Bible is upside-down.

[Jelly] Oh, man, I’m never going to learn! There’s like five hundred books in one book!

[Mr. Jonathan] Whoa, Jelly, not true! You can do it! I think the first thing you have to do is start from the beginning and learn them in order.

[Jelly] How can I do that? Can you help me?

[Mr. Jonathan] I’ll tell you what. I have a friend who wrote this great song, and it helped me learn the books of the Bible. Do you want to meet him?

[Jelly] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Mark] Oh, hey, guys!

[Mr. Jonathan] Hey, Mark! This is Jelly. He’s trying to learn the books of the Bible.

[Mark] Well, you’ve come to the right place. I know a song that should help you learn them in no time.

 

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy
Joshua, Judges, Ruth,
1st and 2nd Samuel
1st and 2nd Kings, 1st and 2nd Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah
and Esther
Job and Psalm and Proverbs and Ecclesiastes
Song of Solomon,
Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations
Ezekiel and Daniel
Hosea, Joel and Amos,
Obadiah,
Jonah, Micah, Nahum,
Habakkuk, Zephaniah, and Haggai
not to mention Zechariah, and Malachi

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Acts and Romans, 1st and 2nd Corinthians
Galatians and Ephesians
and Philippians
Colossians, 1st and 2nd Thessalonians,
1st and 2nd Timothy, Titus, and Philemon
Hebrews, James, and
1st Peter, 2nd Peter,
1st, 2nd and 3rd John,
and Jude,
and Revelation!

Oh, yeah!

 

[Jelly] That was fun!

[Mark] So, now that you know your books of the Bible in order, are you going to be able to turn to the Scriptures faster?

[Jelly] Nope!

[Mark] Why not, Jelly?

[Jelly] I only have four fingers! AAAAAHH!